On the way home from a very eventful mall trip, shopping for a few last minute things for my trip, with 3 kids in tow, I was mumbling under my breath to the dumbass tractor trailer that had been driving for 2 miles with his right turn signal on.
I gave him plenty of room to get in front of me, he wouldn't. I finally decided to pass him, when he decided to get into my lane. I cussed, mumbled and remembered I had kids in the car.
The Munchkin said: Mom, Who are you talking to?
Me: No one, baby.
Munchkin: But I heard you
Me: Heard me what?
Munchkin: Say Something
Me: Oh, well I was talking to the truck driver that tried to run us off the road
Munchkin: Who? Is that a stranger? We don't talk to strangers
Me: Oh, well he can't really hear me
Munchkin: Then why are you talking to him?
Me: I guess I was more talking to myself
Munchkin: Who talks to themselves?
Me: Crazy people
Munchkin: Did we make you a crazy person?
Oh, if they only knew!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Crazy is as Crazy Does.
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3 comments:
LOL that is hysterical!
from the mouths of babes. LOL TOO FUNNY.
Joey
That is too funny!
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