Crazy is as Crazy Does.

On the way home from a very eventful mall trip, shopping for a few last minute things for my trip, with 3 kids in tow, I was mumbling under my breath to the dumbass tractor trailer that had been driving for 2 miles with his right turn signal on.

I gave him plenty of room to get in front of me, he wouldn't. I finally decided to pass him, when he decided to get into my lane. I cussed, mumbled and remembered I had kids in the car.

The Munchkin said: Mom, Who are you talking to?

Me: No one, baby.

Munchkin: But I heard you

Me: Heard me what?

Munchkin: Say Something

Me: Oh, well I was talking to the truck driver that tried to run us off the road

Munchkin: Who? Is that a stranger? We don't talk to strangers

Me: Oh, well he can't really hear me

Munchkin: Then why are you talking to him?

Me: I guess I was more talking to myself

Munchkin: Who talks to themselves?

Me: Crazy people

Munchkin: Did we make you a crazy person?

Oh, if they only knew!