Friday, December 18, 2009

Tigers Wood.

I don't know about you, but I am completely over this scandalous "News" story. Everywhere you turn, Tiger this, Tiger that. I happened to see on a tabloid at the grocery store that even Jessica Simpson was itching to "hit the greens" with Tiger, so to speak.

Who the hell cares? Are we as Americans truly surprised that Tiger Woods can't keep his putter in his pants? More than 50% of all marriages end in divorce. There are statistics all over the board for the actual number of men or women that cheat on their spouse, but with a divorce rate so high, why is everyone so shocked.

Was he some type of Golden Child that I wasn't aware of? The Chosen One from the Fidelity gods?

I just don't get it. A friend said that it seems that it's the sheer number of women. So what? Hookers are coming out of their brothels and lining up around the block to say that they have had "relations" with Tiger, and we believe all of them? And, if people are outraged or appalled because it's 11 different women, I've got news for you, 1, 11 or 111, it's wrong.

I've even heard Dr Drew weighing in on whether or not he's a sex addict. Seriously? A. Sex. Addict? He's a human man. For the love of all that is holy...

Dear Tiger,

You eff'd up man... You're losing your kids, your wife and your sponsors. The PGA will never be the same.

The End.

See how easy that was?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree more!!

I don't care what Tiger does with his putter and golf balls anymore than he cares what I do with my funbags.

I don't care if Nike decides to walk all over him and Buick thinks driving off into the sunset after kicking Tiger out the sunroof is the smartest thing.

I'm done with it. I was done with it 11 seconds after it hit the news. I think there's far more important things to be covering and Tiger changing his name to Cheetah isn't one of them.