Monday, April 27, 2009

Things That Make You Go, Why?

Why do the babies wait until we are headed up the stairs for nite-nite to poop in their just changed diaper?

Why must the Munchkin insist that I unwrap her string cheese, get her milk (insert 6,000 other requests) when I'm knee deep in poopy diapers?

Why must the Munchkin go poop in the potty, in another part of the house and need help wiping while both babies are in the bathtub?

Why must the twins always crawl in opposite directions?

Why does the Munchkin not want milk in her cereal right after I pour said milk into said cereal?

Why is it that when you have somewhere to be early in the morning, all the kids would sleep until noon if you didn't wake them, and are bright eyed at 6:30am on days you have absolutely nothing planned?

Why do you always run into people you know when you look like complete ass.

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break,
Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Why did I just write a post about wondering why, when Alanis Morriestte did it so much better?


Unknown said...

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Thanks to you I will now have that song in my head til I go to bed.

Michelle said...

Kids are great!

Lindsay said...

So true! What would we do without kids.....our lives would be so boring!

I too will have that song in my head!