Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Christmas Party Number 1 and 2, In The Books.

This week has already been super busy and we have a few more things still on the calendar. We had a great Christmas dinner on Sunday night. It was the second year that we've been able to get together with some of our closest friends and their families to celebrate the holidays. Random Mommy hosted and as usual it was fan-freakin'-tastic. This woman knows how to host a party, not to mention her and her hubby cook some of the best meals I have ever had. We drank, we ate, we were super merry. The night ended with me being a DD for NLD. I'm now wondering what that was about. Hubs had to stay home with the girls because he wasn't feeling well and neither were most of them, so why didn't I drink more? I was solo, what the heck happened there?

Last night was the Christmas party for The Best Damn Moms Group Evah' and it was a blast. We had just over 30 ladies there, and as you can imagine there was no shortage of conversation. After a few Jack and Cokes, I remember doing my little drunk test. My cheeks felt a little numb, which usually prompts me to do the tooth tap test. NLD asked what I was doing and Mommapeas answered her. She gets me, I love her. It's not often that you can get caught tapping your teeth in public and have someone sitting across from you that does the same thing. She has since taught me a more discreet way of doing this. I also remember having a conversation with several of the girls about ways to lose weight quickly and maybe illegally. What I remember:

  • There is a shady weight loss Dr. near where I live that for a mere $120 will give you some really good prescription weight loss pills, no questions asked.
  • You never see a fat crack whore - maybe that's an option to look into. Crack is better than meth, because it won't ruin your teeth. Momma Drool also suggested we snort coke.
  • Parasites. I won't even get into the details of this idea. Let's just say that Momma Drool thoroughly talked us out of this one. Something about how they come out at night, lay eggs and retreat back from whence they came. Oh, and something about eating your brain.
In conclusion, we decided it best to just go back to the gym. BOR-ING!

After dinner, we hit up the late movie of ...... drum roll please.......... Yup! Twilight. I'll be damned if the freakin' movie wasn't packed out. 10pm on a Tuesday night, the movie has been out for almost a month and is still packing out the theater. Just to clarify, it was not TBDMGE that packed the place out, there were only 3 of us that ended up going because the others are lightweights. Suckers! You should have gone, it's really even better when you have a good buzz.

The popcorn sucked and RM threw hers all over the ticket guy. Not in that order, but if she would have known when she threw it at him that it was so stale, it would have been even funnier.

What a great week so far. I'm looking forward to the rest of this week filled with parties and dinners with friends!!


J said...

Excellent times with some wonderful people. I am so thankful to have such great friends. I love you all so much! Teeth tappers unite!

random_mommy said...

I love my teeth-tappers!!

Amber B. said...

I tap my teeth, too! What's the more discreet way??

random_mommy said...

My drunk test involves covering one eye and seeing if it's still blurry. Or talking about something hugely inappropriate, that's usually a good sign.