I've been storing these up and needing to document them somewhere and it was just too much for my sidebar.
While Hubby was getting ready for work the other morning:
Munchkin: Daddy, where are you going?
Hubs: Work
Munchkin: Again?
Hubs: Yes, honey again.
Munchkin: Why?
Hubs: So I can make some money
Munchkin: Well, Daddy, if you stay I can give you all of my money. the money in my piggy bank.
While we were at the movies:
Munchkin: Here Mom, want an M&M?
Me: No baby, that's ok, thanks
Munchkin: But why?
Me: I like the ones with peanuts, you eat it.
Munchkin: But Mom, you're a girl, your supposed to like all chocolate.
When I suspected she had wet her pants:
Me: Munchkin, did you wet your big girl panties?
Munchkin: No
Me: Are you sure? Let me feel your pants.
Munchkin: Mom, wait! Ernie wet his pants too, want to feel him?
The day we were supposed to go to the Pumpkin Patch and she woke up sick:
Munchkin: Are we still going to the Pumpkin Patch?
Hubs: "No, you're sick, you wouldn't want to go to the pumpkin patch and throw up all over the pumpkins would you?"
Munchkin: No....
And then she added: "But it would be funny"
Saturday, November 22, 2008
More From the Munchkin.
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I have been waiting for more of these. As funny as Munchkin is, I just knew you had to be holding out on us.
Thanks for sharing,
Your Aunt
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