Saturday, September 27, 2008

Lessons Learned This Week.

  1. No matter how hard you wish for it, dirty diapers will not change themselves.
  2. One days worth of productiveness around the house means nothing with 3 kids.
  3. When you really have to pee, then you sneeze, you can in fact wet your pants... a little.
  4. The rubber soles on my Converse make me clumsy.
  5. The bigger the twins get, the bigger the toys get... the smaller my living room becomes.
  6. Auburns offense sucks big donkey balls
  7. The dishwasher works REALLY well with only 6 bottles and 1 cereal bowl in it.
  8. Regular sodas make me gain weight, sweet tea does not.
  9. 6 months is too young to enjoy Sesame Street Live
  10. Oven baked sandwiches from Dominos' are good.

P.S. Georgia is overrated.


Unknown said...

P.S.S: Bama was UNDERRATED ;)

I'm a Mom!..? said...

I will give you that!

Kim said...

i completely agree with your number 2 and your P.S.

i'd love to run into that annoying georgia fan who was running his mouth at the mno the other night. i love when people have to eat their words. :)

Unknown said...

HAHAHA! That's all I ask.

I still don't expect us to win a national title, maybe the SEC but that's still a long ways away.

I just love that we are finally no longer a push-over team.

Mommy Harris said...

Hi there, found your blog from another blogger friend. I too am a stay at home mom (of a 14 month old going on 14!!). I grew up in B'ham and went to AU. I just wanted to tell you that I caught up today on some of your older blogs and sat at the computer laughing (i didn't have to pee, so i didn't pee a little...this time) my butt off. You're so funny and I'm gonna be sure to follow for more of 'Munchkin's' sayings. My little one is not far behind....i can feel it...

ShelbyAnne said...

True true and true...and

YES Georgia IS (was) overrated. How do you not score ANY points in the first half?! None?! At all? Losers.

In other news...GO BEAVS!!!!!