Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Summers Eve, Ever Hear Of It?

I went to the gym again today, while I was gettin' busy on the cardio, I caught a whiff of something awful. At first I was thinking, please Lord don't let that be me. I did a quick under arm sniff, not me. I glance to my right, no one. I glance to the left and there she is. A rather large woman stepping up on to the eliptical, 2 down from me. Yes, I could smell her from 2 machines away. I do realize that people sweat and people stink, it is a gym. I tend to get a little sticky under the arms after a good work out too. The real problem with this scenario was the smell was more than your average body odor.... Are you picking up what I'm putting down here? Stank ass, puntang, is what I was smelling. If you ever need a reason to not work out, there it is. Cozy up next to the hygienically challenged and you can call it a day.

Needless to say, I cut the cardio short and hit the weights. I think may nose hairs may be singed.

10 comments:

Catwoman said...

EEEEEEEW!

Princess Motormouth said...

Baaarrrfff, Ralph, Buick!!! Gagging now...dry-heaving now...gagged again. I just don't get why women don't give themseleves a good ole fashion ho-bath, ya know? Gagging again...must go vomit now.

The Rockin' Wife said...

Hilarious.

Sometimes I will be on the treadmill and smell some cheezy cologne. (which is better than what you smelle, I assume) I will look around and try to find the culprit, but eventually have to cut my workout short. Gross!

Morgan said...

Yuuuuck. That's gross.

Hear Their Everywear said...

GAG!!!!!

Mommapeas said...

OMFG, I think I need to throw up.

Poodlehead said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Becca said...

ewwwww gross! I would have called it a day.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

Ewww. But true. And also the reason why I quit my gym,

Shelby said...

Oh lord. That sounds just awful. How did you ever survive?