Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Porn Would've Been Better!

Hubby was on the sofa with his laptop this weekend surfing the web. I was needing his help with something and asked if he could help me while he was logged in. I went and sat down next to him, and happened to glance up at his google search window...... Do you know what his last search entry was? BEST MINI VANS!!!!! How dare he? I would have felt much better if it would have said "Asian porn," or "one legged prostitutes," anything other than "MINI VAN."

No, no, no, no, I will not drive a mini van, not yet. I like my Tahoe, and I realize that it may look a little cramped in the back, as I drive around in a sea of offspring, but it works for me. For now. I have plenty of cargo space for all of our crap, all three carseats fit in the back, and I have equal access to all of the offspring, should someone need a pacy or a sippy cup.

So, I say to you Hubby, until all of the cool kids (aka: my bitches) are doing it, you are better off looking up porn.

15 comments:

ali said...

Ha Ha! Give in to the minivan! Become one of us!

Catwoman said...

That is so wrong! How could he do something so vile with you in the room!

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

NEVER will I own one. EVER.

Anonymous said...

funny! - Joey

K-Mom said...

I always swore to myself that I was never going to be the mom who wore theme sweaters that matched the closest holiday, nor would I put a sticker on my car with my kid's name on it signifying the sport they play, and I would NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER drive a mini van, but my friend just got a new one and damn is it nice!

I also saw a cute 4th of July t-shirt the other day...

Kim said...

lol, that's pretty funny. i know some minivans are super nice, but i, too, don't think i could break down and do it. not yet at least.

but in 5 years, if we do all own one. . .pulling up this blog post is going to be hilarious!

Steph said...

There are some REALLY nice mini vans out there now! I have an old one and it's nice to have the space, but I want all the features of the new ones!

Seis said...

I am not that cool, but I am so getting one. I hate not having room for our friends when we go somewhere.

Hear Their Everywear said...

HA HA! I dodged the bullet! So you can too!

Blue Momma said...

I've always said I'd never drive a minivan.

But then again, I drive a station wagon.....

The Rockin' Wife said...

He should be ashamed of himself!

I may have wanted to have the first kate Spade purse in 1998, but no way am I going to have the first minivan of all my friends! No way!

No minivans, I don't care how much space they have, how the door slides open by itself.

Unless of course my BFF's all get them. Thankfully, we are all on the same page.

Shelby said...

Noooooo! No mini vans!! SUVs (while perhaps more expensive) are SO MUCH COOLER than mini vans! What's wrong with the Tahoe anyway? It would beat a mini-van in a cage fight anyday (and you can tell him I said that)!

Imagine my eyebrow wrinkle when I pulled up your blog and "porn" was the first thing I saw!!

kittyconcerto.com said...

I have said to my hubby, under no conditions will we EVER get a mini van. LOL. oh yah, first time commenting.... :)

MommaDrool said...

Not gonna happen! You are not a mini van gal...me either!

Lindsay said...

I'm with you on this one, I've always said I would never drive a mini van. I want a SUV really bad and I know with gas prices it will be more than my Grand Am, but I just can't give in to the soccer mom club!

Two of my friends just got one and they are roomy but I can't do it. I've already done some mom things I never thought I would do but I'm standing my ground on this one.