Thursday, May 29, 2008

Fack It: and other Munchkin-isms

It dawned on me the other day that I haven't been as diligent lately at keeping track of the funny things that the Munchkin is saying (or mis-saying) these days. I have to put these down somewhere, or I will forget. These are the things that you want to remember forever.

Fack it! - When a mosquito lands on your arm, you fack it!

Fuchinni - Squash and fuchinni for dinner.

He's going to shark you -- This is a warning for when the pretend shark in our kitchen is about to bite you.

Addigator -- addigators say chomp chomp.

Tiny Puppies - Nickname she has given the twins.

Holy Hell - This one means mommy isn't watching her language very well.

Munchkin: Knock Knock
Any poor soul willing to play: Who's there?
Munchkin: Knock Knock
APSWP: Who's there?
Munchkin: I don't know
Munchkin: Knock Knock

And so on, and so on........

If you get this far:

Munchkin: Knock Knock
Any poor soul willing to play: Who's there?
Munchkin: Orange
APSWP: Orange Who?
Munchkin: you glad I said 4 bananas?

I think 2 1/2 is still too young for knock knock jokes, but we're trying!


Anonymous said...

Does she say fack it in public? That could get dicey.

And, we did the knock knock for a few weeks & then it was over.

Madie's Mom said...

That is too cute. We are going to the beach in a few weeks and Madie tells eveyone we are going to the bitch....they do say the funniest things!

justmylife said...

My 8 year old still has problems with knock knock jokes, not that she can't say them but having someone crazy enough to say who's there! heh! Once they start, you can't get them to stop!

Steph said...

Heehee! I love 2! It's such a fun age.

Liv's fav. knock knock is:

Knock, Knock
Who's there
Boo hoo
Aww! Dont cry!

ShelbyAnne said...

The knock knock bit is cute. What a doll! Does she refer to one twin as one tiny puppy or is it a pair kind of thing?

I'm a Mom!..? said...

She does say fack it in public, always turns some heads... I finally stopped trying to explain.

She always refers to the twins together, her tiny puppies... she's little dog.

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MommaDrool said...

So, so cute! There is nothing better than their creative ways of expressing themselves. I love to hear the things that they can come up with!

Lindsay said...

Too cute! The things kids say and do is just priceless. Two is the best age too because they are just starting to really be able to talk but they can't talk that well so everything they say is the cutest.