I'm a full time Mom to a beautiful baby girl born in October of 2005, and beautiful identical twin girls born in March 2008. What have I learned about staying at home? I really don't have time to watch Soap Operas and eat Bon Bon's - I feel completely misled!
I have a total girl crush on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson. There! I said it and I'm not ashamed.
While watching Toot and Puddle, "Mom, we should never toot in a puddle, should we?"
While Counting.... "Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen...... Um...Uh.... Tenteen?"
When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!
After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"
When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"
"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"
"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"
When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.
Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?
I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...
Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.
Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?
On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"
At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"