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- I'm a Mom!..?
- I'm a full time Mom to a beautiful baby girl born in October of 2005, and beautiful identical twin girls born in March 2008. What have I learned about staying at home? I really don't have time to watch Soap Operas and eat Bon Bon's - I feel completely misled! I have a total girl crush on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson. There! I said it and I'm not ashamed.
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Munchkin Said What?
While watching Toot and Puddle, "Mom, we should never toot in a puddle, should we?"
While Counting.... "Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen...... Um...Uh.... Tenteen?"
When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!
After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"
When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"
"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"
"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"
When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.
Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?
I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...
Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.
Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?
On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"
At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"
While Counting.... "Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen...... Um...Uh.... Tenteen?"
When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!
After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"
When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"
"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"
"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"
When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.
Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?
I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...
Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.
Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?
On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"
At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"
12 comments:
OH NO! I would've thought that double the worry, breastfeeding and everything else would've at least bought you double the time without the curse! So sorry.
You poor thing! Let's celebrate with a spa day!
That sucks!! :(
man, that bites!! your reproductive organs are definitely some overachievers.
Well, that witch took no time to come back, did she. Absolutely no sympathy from her, I guess.
I highly recommend a uterine ablation. I haven't had a period in 10 months!
P.I.L.L. Or you could go for triplets. ;)
Wow! Just in time for your anniversary. I hope you had a good one. (Anniversary) It seems like yesterday when I saw you walking down the aisle. You two are an example to the rest of us on what marriage should be.
Much love to all,
Your Aunt
BLAST! That's all I have to say...
That is just WRONG
That totally sucks. The first period after a baby is always the worst. I was NEVER prepared even though I should have known better.
That totally sucks.
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