Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Rightful Termination.

I hate stupid people. They suck and should have rocks thrown at them.

I came home today from visiting the babies, my cleaning lady was here. I have known her for close to 10 years, and she's been cleaning for us off and on, for about 6 of those 10.

Here is the conversation as I walked in the door, seeing her for the first time in about 5 weeks.

Mrs T: I'm so glad to see you, how are the babies?

Me: Doing great, just came from the hospital, they ate good and are gaining back the weight they lost.

Mrs T: We have been praying for them and I just knew that the Good Lord was going to see those babies through.

Mrs T. puts her hand on my mushy, been gutted like a fish belly and says.....and I kid you not....Wait for it.........


Looks like you could have had another one in there.


Followed by:

Don't worry, I'm sure it's just fluid, it will go away.

Who the hell says that to a woman, 5 days after she has birthed 2 humans? If she were a man I would have hit her, square in the face. Because she is not, and I have known her for so long, I said nothing.

If I didn't need her so bad, I would have contemplated termination.

13 comments:

Steph said...

She said WHAT???? I cannot believe that!! (((HUGS))) Im sure you look great

Kellie said...

Clearly? She's an idiot.

Leslie said...

Sometimes you wonder what to say (in lots of different situations). That? That's NOT what to say.

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

She did NOT touch you on your c-section?? You must be kidding lady. You do NOT give hell to a woman who just had not one but two humans removed by force from her belly. Oh, I'm gonna go postal on her for you. NOT COOL.

Anonymous said...

The difference between you and Troy is that he did fire my maid when she told him she didn't have a dust pan.

K-Mom said...

Hubby and I were shopping for patio furniture AFTER I'd had Miss Priss and the saleswoman told me I was going to love the glider when my baby came...

Bitch.

My2Suns said...

Some people just don't think before they open their mouth. From what I heard you lood fantabulous!

Poodlehead said...

HA! That is HEINOUS! You should feel free to leave extra brown stains on the toilet seat for that.

Catwoman said...

Oh no she di'nt! (the missing d is on purpose, it's me being ghetto bitch for you and threatening to cut her)

Considering how small you were in the pictures you posted, I'm sure you look fantastic.

Anonymous said...

Your mom said the same to me after my last one and I actually have it on tape. I am also expecting someone to eventually ask me "When are you due?" because the fibroid has me looking pregnant. Imagine giving birth to that! EEEWWW!
Great news on the twins!!! I am sooo delighted and thankful.
Much love to all,
Your Aunt

justmylife said...

She is an idiot! I think I might have snapped before thinking! No one would have blamed you!

Jerseygirl89 said...

I hate this woman for you. What an idiot!

And BTW, congratulations on those beautiful girls! I can't believed I missed everything - this is what I get for getting behind.

"MommaDrool" said...

hmmmm...some people just don't know when humor "is" and "is not" in good taste...sounds like something my husband would say before spending the night on the couch : )