Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Breakfast of Champions.

Nothing says "Good Morning Sunshine" like a hand up your Who-Ha before 8 o'clock in the morning. My Doctor came in this morning a little concerned about the amount of contractions that were showing up on my monitor, so she decided to check for dilation.

While searching around for my cervix she says to me, and I quote "it's really hiding in there." Now, I'm certainly no Doctor, but how many hiding spots could there possibly be? Shouldn't it be in the same place every time? Why does my cervix like to play games? All I could think was, this was no time for a game of hide and seek, my bagel was due to arrive any second, and the last thing I needed was someone from food services getting an eyeful of my tricky cervix.

Lesson I learned? Order breakfast after the Doctor makes her rounds.

4 comments:

AndreAnna said...

Thanks for coming by my blog today! I'm trying to catch up on you - twins and stuck in the hospital? ugh! you poor thing.

I hope everything goes well!!!

If you need someone to play online word games with, I'm your girl! LOL

Kim said...

lol, you are getting much funnier while on lockdown. i love it, and it makes me miss you more!

Mommapeas said...

Bless your little heart. I'm feeling for you having to worry about foodies coming in and getting an eyeful of all that. I'll send some well wishes..."May your cervix stay low and easy to find from here on out." In other news, your bitches miss you and your cervix. That doesn't sound right. Nevermind.

Steph said...

Oh no! I have a tricky cervix too. I hope the bagel waited until he was done