Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Hip to Hip.

The point has come in this pregnancy that I can no longer see, much less shave my own wussy! All of the bending, stretching, and willing my belly to give just a little, is not working.

What's a girl to do? Because I refuse to sport a "hip to hip" style (if you will) I must continue to take this task on blindly, this could be bad, very bad. All I can think of is how lucky my Doctor is that I will be having a C-Section.

12 comments:

random_mommy said...

you hairy freak!!

Mommapeas said...

Well, we're friends and all... but if you're looking for volunteers you're barking up the wrong tree :P

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I hate that stage. Good luck with the aimless shaving. At that point, I did bikini waxes. I couldn't see for shit, but I knew I must look good down there...just in case I went into labor.

I hope you had a great b-day.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

ha ha ha ha!

Yankee Belle said...

I swore to myself I would be able to shave no matter how big I got. AT around 6 months - I said 'f' it. Let me know if you figure out any tricks...

Little Red's Momma said...

Maybe hubby could help you out? Nah. You might end up in the E.R. !!!

DIXIECHICK said...

Hubby won't do it for you?...hell, my husband was all over that oppurtunity...lol...

Kim said...

i say wing it. . .if your landing strip ends up looking like a cornfield taken over by aliens, at least you tried! ;)

Catwoman said...

Random Mommy posted about the same concern during her last pregnancy. Maybe you could ask her to write a book on the subject with any tips she developed, because that'd be one hell of a hilarious book!

I'm with AFF, just go to your nearest salon and get someone else to do it for you.

TaraKy said...

I remember when I got to that point with Cole. I thought I was doing a great job doing it blind, until I was able to see myself again. Suddenly I realized that I had lots of "patches" and was completely mortified. I get myself through it by telling myself that they had always seen worse... Please tell if you figure out any tricks. I would recommed "sugaring" instead of waxing. A lot less pain, but only certain places do it.

random_mommy said...

hehehe. mommapeas cracks me up!

Poodlehead said...

I totally made my husband give me a trim and a shave. It was me lying naked with a huge belly and I kept a pillow over my head the whole time. Him with sharp instruments down there really freaked me out - plus I was just embarrassed. But it was better than having a furry kitty.