Wednesday, December 05, 2007

I'm A Dildo?

Leave it to my Munchkin to lighten the mood at a very overwhelming time.

Last night while reading on of her books, she was pointing to different animals and we were naming them off, one by one. We got to an animal that I'm wasn't sure about (nothing like a toddlers book to make you feel like a dumb ass.)

Munchkin Said: What's that one?

I said: You tell me.. (ha! turn the tables)

Munchkin: I'm a dildo.

Me: Eh?

Munchkin: I'm a dildo, mama.

Me: Um...... {{{thinking very hard about this}}}}}} Ahhhhh..... Armadillo!!!!!! Yes baby! Armadillo.

Anyway, I don't really think it's an armadillo, but I know she's not a dildo, so until I have time to research that little creature, we'll go with that.

14 comments:

Catwoman said...

That made me laugh out loud!!! I can just imagine trying to figure out what I'm a dildo means! I've had awkward things like that...

Even worse, in French a seal is "phoque" which is pronounced just like the F-bomb. So at my in-laws, little man spotted a seal and started screaming 'Fuck! Fuck!!!!" My in-laws were horrified, so I had to do quick dammage control and explain to them he was speaking French, not being vulgar.

SouthernBell said...

LOL!
That is SO funny!

Elizabeth Edwards said...

You are totally going to tell that story to her future boyfriends, aren't you? Bwahahaha!

Found you through TheGoodBlogs :)

Yankee Belle said...

And where is your mind mommy? Hmmm...that might be have you are knocked up with twins. ;)

Rachel said...

LOL! I absolutely adore that story!
That's a story for the rehearsal dinner right there!!
Love it!!

random_mommy said...

She's a funny looking dildo.

just noticed 2 tickers... love it!

DIXIECHICK said...

That is so funny....definitely one for the "baby" book...lol.....

Mommapeas said...

That's awesome.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I thought I commented on this? I must be losing it!

Poor thing. She's going to hate that story later on. Pretty priceless.

Anonymous said...

Oh my! A few moments ago,my daughter was reading over my shoulder and laughing. She started repeating "dildo" over and over while laughing even more. My guess is that since she knows how adorable munchkin is, she was visualizing the whole scene. If she had known what she was saying she NEVER would have said it in front of me. I hope she doesn't tell her friends about the funny story she read or I may have to explain to some angry moms. I especially don't want to explain it to her. Love you much, Your Aunt

Daphne said...

that's hilarious!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Haven't laughed this much in a long time!! I'm a Dildo would make an interesting blog name!!

Might even make my Wonderful World of Wieners sound normal!!

Hallie
http://wondefulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/

kimtastic momma said...

that is one of the best stories i've ever read! i couldn't read fast enough to figure out how it was going to end. that was just great! ;)

glasdildo said...

Nice Job!