Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Brought To You By The Letter "P"

Ironically enough, "P" was actually the letter of the day today, for all of you Sesame Street fans.

So here's my story:

I decided to do a little bit of shopping today at Publix, just needed to pick up a couple of things like pledge, pears and an extra pumpkin for decorating.

While in line to pay for my items, I begin to feel very pale. The Cashier said something to me, as I was starting to panic. I had already laid all of my groceries on the belt, and felt like I was about to pass out. Everything started to spin, I started getting sweaty, and told the lady I was going to be sick, and needed to find the restroom. I grab the Munchkin and head that way, praying that I would make it in time. As I am puking in the potty, there is a strange pube staring back at me. Ask me if I even cared at this point.

After collecting myself, I return to line where the very sweet lady has all of my items, scanned and bagged. I paid, and the polite bagger guys helped me to my car.

PURELL: is what I coated the Munchkin with, after she insisted on touching every single surface area in that public restroom.

Ahhhh.... Pregnancy, pleasant!

11 comments:

Mommapeas said...

Oh honey! How terrible. I'm so sorry Publix was such a putrid experience. Please call a bitch next time you need some help - we'd all be glad to lend a hand! Bless your heart.

Yankee Belle said...

P-NIGHTMARE!!! Like MommaP said...You have phone numbers...dial! XOXO

michellecollier said...

The letter P certainly didn't do you any favors! Maybe another day will be brought to you by the letter S: lots of Sleep (for you and the Munchkin), plenty of Sweet/Salty Snacks (whichever you prefer), Special treatment from your hubby (allowing you to put up your feet in the evening when he gets home from work), and many Sick-free days for the duration of your pregnancy. :) Take care!

michellecollier said...

The letter P certainly didn't do you any favors! Maybe another day will be brought to you by the letter S: lots of Sleep (for you and the Munchkin), plenty of Sweet/Salty Snacks (whichever you prefer), Special treatment from your hubby (allowing you to put up your feet in the evening when he gets home from work), and many Sick-free days for the duration of your pregnancy. :) Take care!

random_mommy said...

I can just see her touching EVERYTHING and saying its name... "toilet, floor, water...."
EEEW!!
Call next time, I'll take pictures with my cell phone for the baby's scrapbook. Oh, and I'll hold Munchkin.

SouthernBell said...

Rough day, girl!

Come take my poll between (you know, in all your spare time :) )!!!!!!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Pleechy! I hope you feel better. And, Please Pukegods leave I'm a Mom alone.

TaraKy said...

I am so sorry that you have been miserable these last few weeks. Hopefully the letter "R" will come real soon, Rest and Relief! Shoot me an email or phone call when you are doing better. Although, these stories will make for a good wedding story one day! Hang in there!

Catwoman said...

Oh you poor thing!!!! :(

Were you sick your entire first pregnancy, or is there light at the end of the tunnel as you get closer to the middle of your pregnancy.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

Oh that sucks. It's always the worst to be sick in Public.

"MommaDrool" said...

I am so sorry! When I was preggers with StickyBun-Scotti, I passed out in the middle of Publix in Huntsville, threw up on the floor while in the check-out line, and stood over a trash can in the parking lot while dry-heaving for a good 10 minutes.

Trust me, they were more than happy once I finally gave birth!

I can always help with grocery shopping...The Fred looks for any excuse to go "drive the car(t)." Just give me a list...I am so close!