Monday, August 20, 2007

Mommy Brain or Paranoia?

I've come to accept the fact that my brain is pretty much mush now after having a child. I constantly forget things and will lose thought in...... Wait. What was I saying? oh yeah, lose thought in mid sentence.

Most recently though, I'm thinking that the Hubby is playing a mean joke on me. I've been looking for one of my flip flops for almost a week now. The last time I saw the pair, the Munchkin was wearing them around the house. When I decided the next day I wanted to wear them, all I had was the right one. I tore my closet apart, looked under the bed, the sofa, and found myself begging a 22 month old to help me find my shoe. I asked her over and over where she put Mommy's shoe, thinking, maybe, just maybe she would go and retrieve it like a Labrador. No luck!

As I head to the grocery store yesterday, I give another quick look around thinking that maybe I over looked it, I even tell the Hubby about the flip flop that is MIA, he says he will keep an eye out. I get home from the store, head to the closet to take off my shoes, and Lo' and Be-hold, the missing shoe is right there in front of me!

This is not a coincidence my friends. Although I have made the Hubby triple - super swear he had nothing to do with it, I think he lies.

Something is not right here and I intend to get to the bottom of this. Hubby says "Mommy Brain", I say "he lies", he says, I'm paranoid, I think someone is trying to make me look silly and I don't like it....

To be continued!

3 comments:

Yankee Belle said...

Both. Never underestimate the hubby. Especially ours. ;O)

TaraKy said...

Maybe someone borrowed your flip flops, wore them slap out, and then said they never had them, for you only to find them in thier closet when you go to feed their dogs. Even if they were only $5 or $10 flip flops. Hmmm, I may be on to something...

Catwoman said...

I just wrote on that same day a post about my Swiss Cheese brain... Although I don't know your hubby, I do know that my brain, since having a kid is crap.