Friday, August 31, 2007

Local Toddler Charged with Sexual Harrassment.

I can see the headline now!

We had an installer here today putting in a security system. The Munchkin affectionately referred to him as "The Man", all morning. "Where Man go?", "What Man doing?"

She decided to be all cute and cuddly, and climbed up on the sofa to give me kisses and hugs. "Man" was working on the door from the den to the deck as she got down, went over to him and said "Man, piss, piss, man" For those of you that don't know, "piss" is her word for "kiss." Now "Man" looked very confused, I'm sure he was thinking what a great word for a Toddler to use on company. At that point I was faced with explaining that she wanted to give him a kiss, not that she wanted him to take a piss. I thought this over for a second and decided that neither of these explanations would be comfortable so I left well enough alone, and tried to get her focused on something else. That worked for about a split second before she walked back over to "Man" and yelled "Pants Off" and proceeded to pull her pants down. Great, I'm raising a stripper.

Realizing that her direct approach was falling on blind eyes and obviously not working, she decided to play a little game of hard to get.

While "Man" was working on the motion sensor, The Munchkin would run over to him and say "You no get me" and take off running, only to find that he was not willing to play her game, not wanting to give up she did this about one thousand and sixty four more times, before finally admitting defeat.

Note to self: Explain to Munchkin the concept of not buying the cow, when you get the milk for free.

10 comments:

Super B's Mom said...

OMG that is friggin hilarious. The guy was probably like "What the?!?"

random_mommy said...

I know Daddy must be SOOOO PROUD!!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Yay for her. She already knows she has charm!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Not sure if earlier comment went in. Some odd snafu happened, so in case it didn't:

I'm proud of her. She already has learned the art of seduction!

Blue Momma said...

How cute! Punkin' has always had a thing for delivery men. He calls them Mister Man, though.

It's funny, they've never had the same allure for me, though.

imagesbyjeri said...

Time to come up with a stripper name, like Amber Waves.

Yankee Belle said...

Like mother like daughter no? ;)

Smiling Mom said...

Wow. Did my son temporarily take up residence inside your daughter's body? I swear this sounds exactly like something that he would do!

Catwoman said...

Ha! Hysterical! How could he not fall for her charms when she's flashing her diaper at him! I know that's how I landed my hubby.

shauna loves chocolate said...

Hilarioius! You'll be telling that story for a long time!