Friday, August 10, 2007

Accidental Porn.

I'm sure you are saying yeah right! Accidental, Ha! But seriously, it was...

Last night after the Munchkin was down for the night, I went downstairs to begin my mindless channel surfing, quickly remembering that everything sucks right now. So I take the opportunity to search my "On Demand" programs, thinking that there has to be some reality crap I've been meaning watch. The new Real World, Sydney started, I've only seen the first episode, so I cruise through there to see if I've missed an episode, nope. All caught up. I scroll on through and realize that I've completely missed most of the RW Reunion, Las Vegas. I flip through the episodes to see what I've missed, find one, click ok and..... MY EYES, MY EYES, Holy Hell. What just happened? I am sitting there holding the remote, watching some perky breasted, blonde (not naturally) women making noises and full on, gettin' it on. Hubby looks up from his laptop immediately curious.

Him: What is that?
Me: Like you don't know....

So I try to back out of it thinking, well, I don't know what I was thinking, I wasn't really sure how this happened.

I get back to live T.V and try again to get my episode of RW, and it happens again!

More "Bow, Chick-A-Bow Wow" music, more moaning, more grinding...

This episode is coded very wrong in the cable listing some how. Can you just imagine if some teenage boy came across this by accident? What a thrill.

Should I call the cable company to inform them of this error? What if I was trying to get an episode of Elmo, or Dora and this "popped up" instead? My Munchkin would be morally blemished, ruined, robbed of her innocence at the sight of this filth...

On the other hand I don't think we are being charged for this, or atleast we would have grounds to refute the charges... Hmmmm. Kidding, just kidding.

Kind of.

6 comments:

We Doo, Doo You?? said...

My husband would have said "Let's just watch it to see if it is any good!!!"

Blue Momma said...

Are you sure it wasn't Dora?

I've never really trusted that chick, always thought she might be up to no good.

tAnYeTTa said...

Bow, Chick-A-Bow Wow

Ditto what we doo, doo you said! LOL

"MommaDrool" said...

Don't tell my husby...he'll be trying to use that as an excuse when the cable bill comes and there is a charge for Busty Babes 23!

In all reality, I tried to order Dora from OnDemand and ended up with that Mandy Moore / Diane Keaton movie...seems to be a bit of a glitch.

Leann I Am said...

Fortunately, I've only ever gotten DORA when I've ordered her on demand! There's enough twisted Dora stuff on YouTube anyway!

In fact, search for 'Dora vs Elmo.' You won't be disappointed. In fact, we own most of those toys!

la bellina mammina said...

LO! Mine would probably say let's watch it since its for free!