Monday, July 09, 2007

That's Not My Pube.

That's not my pube. It's texture is not right.
That's not my pube. It's color is too dark.
That's not my pube. It is too curly.
That's not my pube. It is too long.
That's not my pube. It was here before we checked in. Ewwww!

Don't you hate spending good money for a nice hotel only to find something left behind from the previous guests? Pube's in the shower are the worst!

1 comment:

random_mommy said...

That sounds like a dark and weird Dr. Seuss book!