Friday, June 01, 2007

Sex? Yes Please..

If you are my Mom.. stop reading now!

After my miscarriage, my Doctors orders were, for 2 weeks:

No Tampons -- kind of a hassle, but nothing major.

No Exercising -- Um, let's see, an excuse to get fat and not go to the gym. Can I get that extended please?

No Sex -- Now, I know a lot of ladies out there would be all about this excuse -- Woo Hoo! Sorry honey, Dr said no... Well, I must say this rule is getting old.

I feel so sorry for my poor hubby. I even told him that I wouldn't blame him if he wanted to visit one of those "SPAS" across town, you know the ones that give, um, massages. Right, a massage... **Wink, Wink**

Anyway, I offer this knowing he would never take me up on it. I'm not really that cool of a wife! Not only is he not a cheater, he is a self proclaimed germaphobic.. so I guess you could say my offer was in vain..

My follow up appointment is on Tuesday - let's hope for all of our sakes that I get the "all good" and Hubby can get laid!


J said...

Here's to ... nevermind. I hope all goes well on tuesday ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL at---If you are my Mom.. stop reading now!

There are some days I write that too. You know, like TMI but, you have to get it off your chest.

Hope things work out at the docs office and you're cleared to do the humpty dance real soon :)

p.s. ewwwwwwwwwwww to the 'massage' offer. hubby is smart!!! :)