Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Do You Poop Alone?

Not real sure what started this conversation today, but it's something that I have come to realize now with a toddler - I most likely will not be able to poop alone again for a long while. There is not much I can do by myself anymore, but not only do I have a little person hanging out with me in there, but this little person likes to talk about what Ma-Ma is doing... Write this down now, because I'm telling you that it is going to serve as major embarrassment to me in the near future... Ma-Ma Poop! Ma-Ma Tee-Tee! This is what I hear every time I take a trip to the bathroom.

Hubby and I have been married for almost 13 years, so pooping alone has been unheard of for a while now. (Sorry if this is too much information) I know couples that don't even fart in front of each other, but come on!!! Sometimes that's the only time I can get his "almost" undivided attention.. I guess that's how the Munchkin feels, a captive audience.

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