Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Cuts Like a Knife

The Munchkin stabbed me with a knife tonight after dinner... I knew she didn't like the green beans but to stab me over it was completely un-called for.

To answer your question, Yes, I'm ok, just a small puncture wound in my thigh. Nothing major. Now, to answer your other question, what was she doing with a knife in the first place? Well, after I let her play in the street, drink some gasoline, and run with scissors in her hand..... I was loading the dishwasher while Munchkin was playing with her kitchen toys, putting some in the dishwasher like usual. I turned to get another dish out of the sink, when I felt this sharp stick in the leg. I looked down and she is playing with a knife. Now, before you go and call DHR (again) please remember it was MY leg that she stabbed, and the approximate lapse in time was no more than 5 seconds.

I ask, why did God make these little humans so fast? Why didn't he make us faster? Was he sure that I should be doing this for a living?

Not really sure why I choose to share these horror stories with friends, family and some strangers. Maybe I'm hoping that somewhere out there I'm not the only one who has been stabbed by their 1 1/2 year old!


random_mommy said...

no stabbings, but several bites in very inappropriate locations. mine would stab daddy if there were to be any stabbing going on.

Anonymous said...

Between my child getting 'drunk' on Purell Hand Sanitizer and your child playing with knives...we are in for a ride.


Anonymous said...

No stabbings here either, but any kind of dangly things will get pulled/squeezed/twisted. And Purell Hand Sanitizer was created by the devil.....